Smack Dat Ass 2.1

Description

Asses are on the loose! Donkeys seem to be conspiring against humanity with mysterious intentions. Do you possess the mettle to thwart a potential global catastrophe? Many falter at just one; can you vanquish them all?

SAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I play?
   Wait for the donkey to launch from the cannon. Tap anywhere on the screen to strike it with a bat. Aim to accumulate as many points as possible.
2. What is the objective of the game?
   Your mission is to defend the world from disaster.
3. How do I earn points?
   Achieving a high score entails a combination of luck and skill, or an extraordinary surplus of either.
4. I possess exceptional hand-eye coordination but struggle to score even once. What could be the cause?
   You might be experiencing an unusual stroke of fortune, or perhaps, overlooking it entirely.
5. Despite holding a 7-leaf clover for luck, I still can't seem to score. What am I missing?
   It's plausible that your coordination aptitudes are channeled elsewhere, maybe favoring feet over hands. Consider exploring a pedal-centric strategy.